Mad Hatter Tea

SAVE SANTA!

Can you help Santa this Christmas?
If you could, you'd be really kind.
All you need to remember is to use your mind—
Be naughty as you can this Christmas.

Can you save Santa? Help save him a call.
You won't need to do too much,
just ensure you're rude to all.
Simply get to the top of his naughty list.

When it's time for bed, and Mum has said,
"Say goodnight & sweet dreams to all,"
Say, "I'd like to do as you ask, it's pretty late and all,
But I'm off outside right now to play with my football."

Can you save Santa? Help save him a call.
Be as naughty as you can this Christmas—
Leap to the top of his naughty list,
Simply just, don't do as you're told...

Now, if he misses you out,
And all the other naughty girls & boys,
He'll have time to visit my house
And leave me all your toys... :-)
By: Madison Hatter